Mon, Aug 10

NEWS: Harry Potter fans force relocation of £430m undersea cable to avoid Dobby’s ‘grave’

The power sector has officially yielded to the wizarding world of Harry Potter. Developers of a 125-mile UK-Ireland power cable unknowingly charted a course through Dobby the Elf’s beloved beachside “grave”—and Potterheads passionately protested until the baffled Muggles relocated it. 

But plot twist…planners ended up laying the line right beside a millennia-old Bronze Age burial site. Mischief managed, though perhaps the ghosts of antiquity are left wishing they had a magical fan club of their own. 🧙

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